me: what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
me: nothing, they waved
me: sea what i did there?
me: i'm shore you did
me: dont be a beach
b3ach-bl0ndi3s-xoxo: i wanna have that.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
6 weeks ago: temple run
5 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
4 weeks ago: yolo
3 weeks ago: kony
2 weeks ago: draw something
1 week ago: the hunger games
this week: the lotto